What to spend your lottery winnings on according to your star sign
Ever wondered how you would spend a million dollar jackpot win? Maybe your star sign holds the answer…..
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
These water-carrying air signs are the most radical thinkers of the stars. Lucky Aquarians can be found paying for protestors bail and hiring private investigators to expose the reptilian elite.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
As 2019’s luckiest star sign, 2020 is clearly impacting empathetic Pisces’ psychic abilities. Forever in the pursuit of spiritual connection, Pisces will spend their winnings remedying their creative block with a myriad of wellness retreats.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries loves to be number one, so it comes as no surprise that celestial rams are keen lottery players. You’ll most likely see lucky Aries spending their winnings on new toys that will allow them to move as fast as their minds do. Think new cars, speed boats, jet packs and rocket ships.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
The first earth sign of the zodiac, Taurus, is enchanted by love, luxury and comfort. When Lady Luck recognises Taurus’ determination (or stubbornness), it is likely the cosmic oxen will spend their winnings revamping their home.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Ruled by Mercury, this indecisive air sign has a short attention span and prefers app-based forms of gaming. After hitting the jackpot Gemini will hire a chef so they have one less decision to make while they figure out what to do with their millions.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The cry-babies of the zodiac can dry their tears as data shows Cancers are taking home most of the prize pool. Clearly Cancer’s psychic abilities are coming into play here. Cancer naturally side-steps into caregiving roles so their jackpot will go towards easing friends’ financial stresses.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
As the attention seekers of the celestial jungle, lucky Leos will struggle to keep their win a secret and likely fall in love with their newfound notoriety. Catch Leo spending their winnings on exclusive parties and designer clothes.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Practical Virgo will not take kindly to anyone suggesting their wins are a fluke. They’ve studied the game, weighing up which numbers are most often drawn and which are overdue to increase their odds of striking rich. Most Virgos can attest they struggle to take holidays so we hope these funds will go towards a much-needed break.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
The romantic of the zodiac, Libra likes to surround themselves with beautiful people and objects. Single Libras’ jackpot spending will reflect their exquisite taste in art, jewellery and music. Partnered Libras will pour the newfound funds into hosting the wedding of the century.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpios are known for playing the long game and love taking on new projects. Wannabe fire signs should put their calculating energy into building their dream home.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Despite being governed by Jupiter, AKA the planet of abundance, Sagis are not particularly lucky when compared to the rest of the zodiac! Fuelled by wanderlust, these fiery adventurers will spend their riches travelling all corners of the world. A portion of their winnings will go to learning new languages so they can explore as independently as their #nofilter approach to life will allow.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Ever the workaholic, Capricorn will not let anything distract them from getting ahead. Catch Capricorn hedging their bets on combos to up their prize pool and investing the money into their side-hustle.
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